Skeleton Chart Tee

Name: Skeleton Chart Tee
Brand: nomorebrain.com
SKU: 6ad34c7e28c15b99cf011ebf
Price: 39.00 EUR
Availability: InStock

€39.00

A disassembled skeleton laid out like a school anatomy chart, drawn by someone who has never seen a skeleton but heard a lot about them. Cream bones with an indigo keyline on light shirts, pure white bones on black. Soft unisex tee, direct-to-garment print.

Options

Color: Dark Heather

Size

Shipping +

EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.

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30 days from delivery. Reply to your order email and we'll sort it out — no forms, no questions beyond "did the meme age badly?".

Material & care

100% cotton (White, Black), 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

Printed on demand with water-based DTG inks

Machine wash cold, 30° — inside out
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Iron inside out, low heat
Do not dry clean

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Anatomy, as explained by someone guessing

Somewhere between a biology poster and a child’s fridge drawing sits this chart: one skull, one ribcage, one pelvis, a honest pile of loose bones and two small ovals nobody can identify. The proportions are confident. The science is not.

No labels, no caption, no answers — just the full kit, spread out and waiting for assembly. Some assembly required. Tools and instructions not included.

Two colors, poster plate

Warm off-white bones with a deep indigo keyline — a true two-color chart look, exactly the naive poster style it lovingly imitates. On black shirts the bones print in clean white. No gradients, no noise, just chunky naive shapes.

Printed on a Gildan 5000: 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), pre-shrunk, ribbed collar that survives the washing machine. Unisex cut, true to size; size down for a closer fit.

Printed on demand in the EU

Each tee is printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10).

Wrong size or the print disappoints? Free reprint or refund within 30 days. The bones, however, stay exactly where they are.

Who wears it

Biology-class survivors, IKEA-furniture assembly champions, people whose Halloween decor is 90% skeletons on purpose, and anyone who has ever confidently explained something they googled once.

Pairs with the Skeleton Chart mug and sticker sheet for the full anatomy lesson.