Deadpan Mosaic Tee

Name: Deadpan Mosaic Tee
Brand: nomorebrain.com
SKU: 6ad3b0b6dd9ae60ca105c741
Price: 39.00 EUR
Availability: InStock

€39.00

One landscape block of solid unit tiles floating on graph paper, played completely straight — a screenshot of an alien spreadsheet. Deadpan Mosaic. Soft unisex tee, direct-to-garment print.

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Color: Dark Heather

Size

Shipping +

EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.

Returns +

30 days from delivery. Reply to your order email and we'll sort it out — no forms, no questions beyond "did the meme age badly?".

Material & care

100% cotton (White, Black), 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

Printed on demand with water-based DTG inks

Machine wash cold, 30° — inside out
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Iron inside out, low heat
Do not dry clean

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A screenshot of an alien spreadsheet

This is a pattern with no pattern in it: solid unit tiles in seven colors, arranged with the seriousness of a timetable and the meaning of static noise. It looks like a knitting chart from a civilization that never invented wool.

We present it completely straight. No caption, no explanation, no key. Decode it yourself — the answer is that there is no answer.

Graph paper, but make it fashion

The mosaic prints on a fine graph-paper grid: gray-blue lines on light shirts, clean white lines on black. Seven flat colors, hard edges, zero gradients — reads at chest scale and from across the street.

Printed on a Gildan 5000: 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), pre-shrunk, ribbed collar that survives the washing machine. Unisex cut, true to size; size down for a closer fit.

Printed on demand in the EU

Each tee is printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10).

Wrong size or the print disappoints? Free reprint or refund within 30 days. The pattern does not take it personally. It is a pattern.

Who wears it

Bauhaus kids with a Tetris past, people who color-code their spreadsheets for fun, knitters who read charts at parties, and anyone whose favorite aesthetic is “structured chaos”.

A pure pattern drop — the only one in the catalog with no mascot, no caption and no opinion.