Vitruvian Guitarist Tee

Name: Vitruvian Guitarist Tee
Brand: nomorebrain.com
SKU: 6ad34caf3efb55dec10447ab
Price: 39.00 EUR
Availability: InStock

€39.00

A man of perfect proportions, meticulously documented by Leonardo da Vinci in 1490, shredding an impossible guitar solo with a whole fan of arms. Classical anatomy has never been this loud. Soft unisex tee, direct-to-garment print.

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Color: Dark Heather

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EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.

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30 days from delivery. Reply to your order email and we'll sort it out — no forms, no questions beyond "did the meme age badly?".

Material & care

100% cotton (White, Black), 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

Printed on demand with water-based DTG inks

Machine wash cold, 30° — inside out
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Iron inside out, low heat
Do not dry clean

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The study of perfect proportions

In 1490 Leonardo da Vinci drew the ideal human body inside a circle and a square. What the history books never mention: his first draft could really play. This tee restores the lost manuscript.

A fan of arms, one guitar, zero expression. The diagram is drawn with the seriousness of Renaissance science. The man just happens to be mid-shred, permanently.

Vitruvian Guitarist Tee — nomorebrain.com

Mono line art, heavyweight cotton

The artwork is single-color ink line art: on white and sport grey shirts it prints in black, on black shirts the line work comes in white, so the diagram reads crisply on every color.

Printed on a Gildan 5000: 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), pre-shrunk, ribbed collar that survives the washing machine. Unisex cut, true to size; size down for a closer fit.

Printed on demand in the EU

Each tee is printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10).

Wrong size or the print disappoints? Free reprint or refund within 30 days. No forms worthy of a Renaissance archive.