Unbothered Pigeon Tee

Name: Unbothered Pigeon Tee
Brand: nomorebrain.com
SKU: 6ad34c96236d14a859011d81
Price: 39.00 EUR
Availability: InStock

€39.00

This pigeon has seen your search history and reacted with absolutely nothing. Printed on demand, shipped worldwide. Gildan 5000 heavy cotton, unisex fit.

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Color: Dark Heather

Size

Shipping +

EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.

Returns +

30 days from delivery. Reply to your order email and we'll sort it out — no forms, no questions beyond "did the meme age badly?".

Material & care

100% cotton (White, Black), 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

Printed on demand with water-based DTG inks

Machine wash cold, 30° — inside out
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Iron inside out, low heat
Do not dry clean

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A pigeon that has seen everything

City pigeons witness everything: first dates going wrong, weather arguments, your search history at 2 a.m. This one looked at all of it and decided not to react. No flinch, no judgment — just the heavy-lidded eyes of a bird who archived the receipts.

The whole design hangs on that look: sleepy eyes, a chest like it pays rent, a green shimmer on the neck like it dressed better than you. The Unbothered Pigeon is not a mascot. It is a mood.

Heavyweight cotton, zero-effort fit

Printed on a Gildan 5000 — 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), pre-shrunk, with a ribbed collar that survives the washing machine. Unisex cut: true to size for men, relaxed on women, size down for a closer fit.

The print goes on with water-based DTG ink that sinks into the fabric instead of sitting on it. No plastic patch, no cracking after three washes — just a soft print that stays soft.

Printed on demand in the EU

Nothing waits in a warehouse. When you order, the tee is printed within 48 hours at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking — €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10).

Changed your mind? Thirty days to send it back, no forms, no judgment. The pigeon will not be offended. The pigeon is never offended.

How to deploy it

Works under an open flannel, over gym clothes, and at every family dinner where someone asks what you do all day. Pairs with the Unbothered Pigeon mug — the full “I saw your message and I am choosing peace” starter kit.

Machine wash cold, inside out, hang dry. The pigeon has survived worse.