Unbothered Pigeon Wanted Tee

Name: Unbothered Pigeon Wanted Tee
Brand: nomorebrain.com
SKU: 6ad34ca2236d14a859011d8a
Price: 39.00 EUR
Availability: InStock

€39.00

The Unbothered Pigeon is officially wanted. Charge: saw everything, reacted to nothing. Bounty: $0.00, and still nobody is asking questions. Soft unisex tee, direct-to-garment print.

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Color: Dark Heather

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Shipping +

EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.

Returns +

30 days from delivery. Reply to your order email and we'll sort it out — no forms, no questions beyond "did the meme age badly?".

Material & care

100% cotton (White, Black), 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

Printed on demand with water-based DTG inks

Machine wash cold, 30° — inside out
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Iron inside out, low heat
Do not dry clean

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An outlaw of zero effort

Somewhere out there, a pigeon has been formally processed by the bureaucracy of indifference. The file is complete: WANTED, framed portrait, reward $ 0.00. The charge: having seen everything and reacted to nothing, repeatedly, in public.

The bounty would not cover a loaf of bread, which is precisely how he planned it. You cannot threaten a bird with consequences he has already ignored.

Unbothered Pigeon Wanted Tee — nomorebrain.com

One-ink stamp, heavyweight cotton

The poster is printed like a worn rubber stamp: single-color ink, rough grain, no gradients to apologise for. On white and gold shirts it prints in black, on black shirts in white, so the warrant reads crisply on every color.

Printed on a Gildan 5000: 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), pre-shrunk, ribbed collar that survives the washing machine. Unisex cut, true to size; size down for a closer fit.

Printed on demand in the EU

Each tee is printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10).

Wrong size or the print disappoints? Free reprint or refund within 30 days. The pigeon will not be notified either way.

Who wears it

City dwellers who mastered the blank stare before it was a personality, commuters who have seen things and said nothing, and anyone whose resting face was described as “concerning” in a performance review.

Matches the Unbothered Pigeon wanted mug and sticker sheet for the full case file.