Meme merch for the chronically online.

nomorebrain.com started as a list of jokes that were too good to keep in the group chat. The catalog is tees, mugs and stickers, and the store around them is real: cart, search, favorites, dark mode and the full checkout flow.

Everything is printed to order in the EU and shipped worldwide. Checkout runs on Stripe and takes real money — first orders are already in production.

Screen printing the Unbothered Cat in our lab

products, printed to order

collections

48 h

from click to print shop

shared braincell

The honest part

What’s real and what’s next.

The products are real — printed on demand and shipped worldwide. The store works end to end: cart, search, favorites, dark mode and live Stripe checkout. Orders land in production automatically, usually within 48 hours.

How the store works

Astro renders everything statically. The catalog comes straight from the Printify API and builds into pure HTML — no client framework, fast by default.
One provider, one switch. COMMERCE_PROVIDER=printify serves the live catalog straight from the Printify API.
Checkout is live. Payment runs on Stripe, orders go to production automatically — the first real order already went through.
Built for Cloudflare Pages. Static output deploys in seconds and runs comfortably on the free tier.

Meme merch for the chronically online.

What’s real and what’s next.

How the store works

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