Personal Space Pigeon Tee

Name: Personal Space Pigeon Tee
Brand: nomorebrain.com
SKU: 6ad34c67c2d3e03dbe05d514
Price: 39.00 EUR
Availability: InStock

€39.00

The Unbothered Pigeon announces its boundaries from mid-air: one extended leg, two spread wings, zero negotiation. PERSONAL SPACE. Soft unisex tee, direct-to-garment print.

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Color: Dark Heather

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Shipping +

EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.

Returns +

30 days from delivery. Reply to your order email and we'll sort it out — no forms, no questions beyond "did the meme age badly?".

Material & care

100% cotton (White, Black), 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

Printed on demand with water-based DTG inks

Machine wash cold, 30° — inside out
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Iron inside out, low heat
Do not dry clean

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Boundaries, declared from mid-air

No notes, no announcement, no warning shot. The pigeon simply leaves the ground, extends one leg, and files its position statement in the air between you and it. PERSONAL SPACE. — with the period doing the legal work.

The face contributes nothing, which is the entire contribution. Two motion arcs confirm the kick is ongoing and eternal.

Personal Space Pigeon Tee — nomorebrain.com

One ink, one message

Pure house line-art: black ink on white and gold shirts, white ink on black, no fills, no gradient, no apologies. The posture is the punchline; the caption is the paperwork.

Printed on a Gildan 5000: 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), pre-shrunk, ribbed collar that survives the washing machine. Unisex cut, true to size; size down for a closer fit.

Printed on demand in the EU

Each tee is printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10).

Wrong size or the print disappoints? Free reprint or refund within 30 days. The boundary remains enforced either way.

Who wears it

Public-transport strategists, open-plan office survivors, people whose hug policy has a waitlist, and everyone who has ever answered “how are you” by stepping one metre to the left.

Matches the Personal Space pigeon mug and sticker sheet for the full perimeter crew.