Oktoberfest Pigeon Tee

Name: Oktoberfest Pigeon Tee
Brand: nomorebrain.com
SKU: 6ad34c5b236d14a859011d2a
Price: 39.00 EUR
Availability: InStock

€39.00

The Unbothered Pigeon puts on lederhosen exactly once a year, raises a stein of golden beer and feels absolutely nothing about it. OKTOBERFEST. One accent color, maximum deadpan. Soft unisex tee, direct-to-garment print.

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Color: Dark Heather

Size

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EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.

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30 days from delivery. Reply to your order email and we'll sort it out — no forms, no questions beyond "did the meme age badly?".

Material & care

100% cotton (White, Black), 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

Printed on demand with water-based DTG inks

Machine wash cold, 30° — inside out
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Iron inside out, low heat
Do not dry clean

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Festive costume, zero festive emotion

The pigeon owns one set of lederhosen, one alpine hat, one feather, and a toasting arm that moves exactly once per year. He shows up for Oktoberfest the way he shows up for everything else: physically present, emotionally elsewhere.

The beer is golden. The mood is not. The period after OKTOBERFEST is doing all the celebrating on his behalf.

Oktoberfest Pigeon Tee — nomorebrain.com

Clean line-art, one honest accent

The design is our flat mono line-art genome with exactly one concession to the season: the beer in the stein prints in warm golden yellow. Everything else is crisp black ink on white and gold shirts, white ink on black.

Printed on a Gildan 5000: 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), pre-shrunk, ribbed collar that survives the washing machine. Unisex cut, true to size; size down for a closer fit.

Printed on demand in the EU

Each tee is printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10).

Wrong size or the print disappoints? Free reprint or refund within 30 days. The pigeon will not raise his stein about it either way.

Who wears it

Anyone attending a folk festival out of pure obligation, people whose Oktoberfest outfit cost more than their enthusiasm, and city dwellers who consider one raised mug a social achievement.

Matches the Oktoberfest Pigeon mug and sticker sheet for the full tent crew.