Frog Knight Tee

Name: Frog Knight Tee
Brand: nomorebrain.com
SKU: 6ad34c1528c15b99cf011e3e
Price: 39.00 EUR
Availability: InStock

€39.00

A very small knight with a very large sense of duty, riding a deeply unbothered goose. Printed on demand, shipped worldwide. Gildan 5000 heavy cotton, unisex fit.

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Color: Dark Heather

Size

Shipping +

EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.

Returns +

30 days from delivery. Reply to your order email and we'll sort it out — no forms, no questions beyond "did the meme age badly?".

Material & care

100% cotton (White, Black), 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

Printed on demand with water-based DTG inks

Machine wash cold, 30° — inside out
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Iron inside out, low heat
Do not dry clean

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A legend in three centimeters of frog

Somewhere between the pond and your chest lives the Frog Knight: a very small knight with a very large sense of duty, fully armored, sword raised, riding a goose that could not care less about the quest.

The design works because the goose means it. The armor is polished, the sword is up, the destiny is real — and the mount is simply walking toward bread. That is the joke, and it survives being worn.

Heavyweight cotton, quest-ready fit

Printed on a Gildan 5000 — 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), pre-shrunk, unisex cut. True to size for men, relaxed on women, size down for a slimmer silhouette than full plate armor.

The water-based DTG print sinks into the fabric — every line of the armor and every feather of the goose stays crisp and soft, wash after wash.

Printed on demand in the EU

No army of pre-prints. Your tee is printed within 48 hours at our EU production partner and dispatched worldwide with tracking: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10).

The quest failed? 30-day returns, no forms, no judgment. The knight keeps his honor; you keep your money.

Who rides with the Knight

Made for people who take small things seriously: RPG nights, gardening, open-source issues titled “fix”. Also the strongest possible gift for anyone who owns a sword-shaped kitchen knife and a dream.

Machine wash cold, inside out. The goose has been through worse. Allegedly.