Celebration Cancelled Pigeon Tee

Name: Celebration Cancelled Pigeon Tee
Brand: nomorebrain.com
SKU: 6ad34c0928c15b99cf011e34
Price: 39.00 EUR
Availability: InStock

€39.00

The Unbothered Pigeon has received your party invitation and responded with a flat-wing slap that pops the cork on contact. CELEBRATION CANCELLED. Green bottle, gold cork, zero enthusiasm. Soft unisex tee, direct-to-garment print.

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Color: Dark Heather

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EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.

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30 days from delivery. Reply to your order email and we'll sort it out — no forms, no questions beyond "did the meme age badly?".

Material & care

100% cotton (White, Black), 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

Printed on demand with water-based DTG inks

Machine wash cold, 30° — inside out
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Iron inside out, low heat
Do not dry clean

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Somewhere between your calendar reminder and the actual party, a pigeon decided for you. The response was physical, immediate and final: one lazy flat-wing slap, the cork pops on contact, and a small star confirms the paperwork is complete. CELEBRATION CANCELLED.

The pigeon is not angry. Anger is effort. This is something far more efficient: a decision.

Celebration Cancelled Pigeon Tee — nomorebrain.com

Two colors, one verdict

The design keeps our flat mono line-art genome and spends its color budget exactly twice: a flat green bottle and a champagne-gold cork, mid-flight. Everything else is crisp black ink on white and gold shirts, white ink on black.

Printed on a Gildan 5000: 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), pre-shrunk, ribbed collar that survives the washing machine. Unisex cut, true to size; size down for a closer fit.

Printed on demand in the EU

Each tee is printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10).

Wrong size or the print disappoints? Free reprint or refund within 30 days. The verdict, however, stands.

Who wears it

People whose festive spirit ends at the word “optional”, New Year’s survivors, office party defectors, and anyone whose default answer to plans is already printed on this shirt.

Matches the Celebration Cancelled pigeon mug and sticker sheet for the full no-rsvp crew.