B-Vitamin Tee

Name: B-Vitamin Tee
Brand: nomorebrain.com
SKU: 6ad34bfd63a965a6730ab96b
Price: 39.00 EUR
Availability: InStock

€39.00

Medical science has finally acknowledged what pub regulars always knew: beer is a B-vitamin. Clinical dosing chart: B1, B2, B6, B12 — and for severe deficiency, B-KOMPLEX. Amber chart, unbranded vessels, honest periods. Soft unisex tee, direct-to-garment print.

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Color: Dark Heather

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EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.

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30 days from delivery. Reply to your order email and we'll sort it out — no forms, no questions beyond "did the meme age badly?".

Material & care

100% cotton (White, Black), 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

Printed on demand with water-based DTG inks

Machine wash cold, 30° — inside out
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Iron inside out, low heat
Do not dry clean

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Finally, evidence-based drinking

Modern wellness culture gave us vitamins, doses and daily allowances. This chart completes the science: your beer intake, expressed in B-vitamins. B1 for maintenance, B2 for social occasions, B6 for thoroughness, B12 for commitment — and for severe deficiency, the full B-KOMPLEX.

Every count is exact, every vessel is unbranded, and no claim of medical accuracy is made, offered or implied. This is a pub joke wearing a lab coat.

Chart-grade flat print

Amber beer, cream foam, wooden keg, one uniform outline — the whole chart reads at a glance and at five metres. Crisp dark lines print on white and gold shirts, white lines on black; the colors stay true on every shade.

Printed on a Gildan 5000: 100% cotton, 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²), pre-shrunk, ribbed collar that survives the washing machine. Unisex cut, true to size; size down for a closer fit.

Printed on demand in the EU

Each tee is printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10).

Wrong size or the print disappoints? Free reprint or refund within 30 days. Consult your bartender about ongoing dosage.

Who wears it

Home-brew scientists, beer-garden professors, people who read supplement labels for fun and beer labels for everything else, and anyone whose daily allowance is measured in rounds.

Matches the B-Vitamin mug and sticker sheet for the full clinical picture.