Banana Split Tee

Name: Banana Split Tee
Brand: nomorebrain.com
SKU: 6ae371ae04560be15808683d
Price: 39.00 EUR
Availability: InStock

€39.00

Bright yellow banana split with zero enthusiasm, printed on heavyweight 100% cotton. Flat-vector art for people whose summer energy peaked years ago. Printed to order in the EU, shipped worldwide.

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Color: Charcoal

Size

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EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.

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30 days from delivery. Reply to your order email and we'll sort it out — no forms, no questions beyond "did the meme age badly?".

Material & care

100% cotton (White, Black), 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)

Printed on demand with water-based DTG inks

Machine wash cold, 30° — inside out
Do not bleach
Do not tumble dry
Iron inside out, low heat
Do not dry clean

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The Joke, Explained Against Our Will

A banana split lengthwise hangs above a fried egg and drips white onto the yolk. It is not a dessert. It is not breakfast. It is a small food crime rendered in flat vector with clean outlines, and the design declines to apologize for it.

Built Like It Has Nowhere to Be

Soft ringspun cotton with a print that keeps the yellow loud and the outlines sharp through wash cycles the shirt never agreed to. The fabric holds its shape. The banana holds its dignity, such as it is.

For People Who Don't Explain Their Shirts

Made for the deadpan, the brunch-adjacent, and anyone whose wardrobe already includes one item that ruins conversations politely. Wear it to a diner. Order an actual banana split. Enjoy the silence.

Why It Lives Here

nomorebrain.com deals in images that replace a thought rather than start one. A suspended banana dripping egg white is that principle in its purest form, and putting it on cotton was the only responsible option.