Coffee, according to science
Leonardo measured the proportions of everything: man, horse, the ideal city. Obviously he also measured what happens when a guitarist holds coffee: one hand keeps the cup level, the rest of the band keeps soloing.
Every sip re-creates the experiment. His face stays completely unmoved throughout, which is scientifically accurate for both Renaissance masters and musicians before 9 a.m.
Glossy ceramic, built for daily shreds
11 oz glossy ceramic with the line art printed crisp on both sides of the wrap. Dishwasher and microwave safe, the diagram survives Office Life, which is the harshest known test environment.
Comfortable C-handle, print that does not fade into an abstract circle after a month of dishwashing cycles.
Printed on demand in the EU
Each mug is printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10). Bubble-wrapped like a museum piece.
Arrived chipped or misprinted? Free reprint or refund within 30 days.
Where it performs best
On the desk of developers, guitar teachers, and art nerds who want their morning coffee served with a 15th-century punchline. Also acceptable as a gift for anyone who says “I only listen to vinyl”.
Matches the Vitruvian Guitarist tee and sticker sheet for the full anatomy lecture.
