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Morning wisdom from the mossy rock: you are enough, and we do not need more of you. The gnome holds his staff so you can hold your coffee. Glossy 11oz ceramic mug, dishwasher and microwave safe.
EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.
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11 oz white ceramic, glossy finish
Print fired on demand — dishwasher and microwave safe
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Each morning the gnome takes his position on the mossy rock, staff in hand, eyes closed, verdict ready: you are enough. And as you refill for the third time: we do not need more of you.
It is the most balanced motivational speech ever printed on ceramic. Sip with approval.

11 oz glossy ceramic with the pine-green hermit printed crisp on both sides of the wrap. Dishwasher and microwave safe — the verdict survives office life, which is the harshest known test environment.
The green robe, golden moon and mossy rock hold their color through dishwashers and reheats; the gnome has no notes on either.

Each mug is printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10).
Mug arrived damaged? Free reprint or refund within 30 days. You are still enough, but we do need the mug.

Morning skeptics with soft hearts, people whose affirmation jar contains exactly one note, and anyone who wants their coffee to judge them gently instead of harshly.
Matches the Hermit Gnome tee and sticker sheet for the full mountain retreat.
