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Drink your vitamins. The clinical chart for B-VITAMIN dosing: from a single glass (B1) to the full B-KOMPLEX keg. Consult your bartender about the correct dosage. Glossy 11oz ceramic mug, dishwasher and microwave safe.
EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.
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11 oz white ceramic, glossy finish
Print fired on demand — dishwasher and microwave safe
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The clinical chart now holds your morning coffee, which technically makes it a placebo delivery system. The dosing scheme is printed crisp: B1, B2, B6, B12, and the B-KOMPLEX keg for cases that coffee cannot fix.
Side effects include knowing exactly how many you have had. The chart counts for you.

11 oz glossy ceramic with the full dosing chart printed crisp on both sides of the wrap. Dishwasher and microwave safe — the chart survives office life, which is the harshest known test environment.
The amber beer and wooden keg hold their color through dishwashers and reheats; the dosing recommendations remain unchanged.

Each mug is printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10).
Mug arrived damaged? Free reprint or refund within 30 days. Dosage continues as prescribed.

Office fridge pharmacists, beer-quiz captains, people who describe their coffee intake in millilitres and their beer intake in letters, and anyone whose supplement routine is strictly B-based.
Matches the B-Vitamin tee and sticker sheet for the full clinical picture.
