Coffee under investigation
The city’s most wanted bird, now on a mug. The warrant is explicit: WANTED, portrait on file, reward $ 0.00. He saw your morning routine and reacted to none of it, which is the exact energy required before 9 a.m.
Every sip is complicity. The pigeon accepts no responsibility and would not accept the reward money either.
Glossy ceramic, built for daily evasion
11 oz glossy ceramic with the stamp-art poster printed crisp on both sides of the wrap. Dishwasher and microwave safe — the paperwork survives office life, which is the harshest known test environment.
Comfortable C-handle, print that does not fade into an abstract smear after a month of dishwashing cycles.
Printed on demand in the EU
Each mug is printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10). Bubble-wrapped like classified evidence.
Arrived chipped or misprinted? Free reprint or refund within 30 days.
Where it performs best
On the desk of open-plan office survivors, night-shift realists, and anyone whose ideal reaction to most news is “noted”. Also a strong gift for people who collect mugs but deny collecting mugs.
Matches the Unbothered Pigeon wanted tee and sticker sheet for the complete case file.
