Coffee, now with a witness
Every morning ritual deserves a supervisor. This pigeon has seen your search history and reacted with absolutely nothing — now it watches you do the same thing to your inbox, over coffee.
The design wraps the bird around the ceramic so the heavy-lidded stare faces whoever is talking to you before 9 a.m. It says what you are too polite to say: I have seen worse before breakfast.
11 oz of ceramic attitude
White ceramic, 11 oz (roughly 350 ml) — enough for a real coffee, not a thimble. The print is fired on at high temperature, so it shrugs off dishwashers, microwaves and office politics.
The handle takes a full grip, the base fits every cupholder we have tested, and the glaze wipes clean of espresso scars.
Printed, pressed and packed on demand
No shelf, no dust. Your mug is printed and pressed within 48 hours at our EU production partner, then packed in a form-fitted box that survives couriers with a grudge. Tracked shipping: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10).
Arrived chipped or misprinted? That one is on us — free reprint or full refund within 30 days, just reply to your order email.
For the desk, the kitchen, the intervention
A working gift for colleagues who say “before coffee” as a medical excuse, friends who own three mugs and use one, and anyone whose spirit animal is a city bird with nothing left to prove.
Pair it with the Unbothered Pigeon tee and the full look is complete: caffeinated, unimpressed, unreachable before ten.
