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Morning coffee guarded by a pigeon that enforces personal space with a mid-air kick and a flat stare. Glossy 11oz ceramic mug, dishwasher and microwave safe.
EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.
30 days from delivery. Reply to your order email and we'll sort it out — no forms, no questions beyond "did the meme age badly?".
11 oz white ceramic, glossy finish
Print fired on demand — dishwasher and microwave safe
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The pigeon patrols the space around this mug the way it patrols everything: from the air, at low effort, with total commitment. One extended leg, two spread wings, one message — the first sip is earned, not offered.
Colleagues will think twice before helping themselves to your mug. The pigeon has one leg reserved for exactly that.

11 oz glossy ceramic with the mid-air kick printed crisp on both sides of the wrap. Dishwasher and microwave safe — the perimeter survives office life, which is the harshest known test environment.
Black line-art holds its contrast through dishwashers and reheats; the pigeon remains unmoved by both.

Each mug is printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10).
Mug arrived damaged? Free reprint or refund within 30 days. No questions, no entry.

Desk-border defenders, kitchen-fridge negotiators, people who label their food and mean it, and anyone whose morning coffee has a no-fly zone.
Matches the Personal Space pigeon tee and sticker sheet for the full perimeter crew.
