A mug for the membership
The NO BRAINS ALLOWED mascot now guards your coffee — the official drinkware of mornings where thinking is simply not on the agenda.
It pairs with the tee, but it works alone: raise it in meetings when a decision arrives that deserves tomorrow’s attention.
11 oz, zero thoughts
White ceramic, 11 oz (about 350 ml), dye-sublimation wrap fired on at high temperature. Dishwasher-safe, microwave-safe, opinion-free.
The mascot faces outward — coworkers see it, understand everything, and ask fewer questions.
Printed, pressed, packed on demand
Printed within 48 hours at our EU production partner and packed in a form-fitted box that survives couriers with a grudge. Tracked shipping: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10).
Chipped, cracked or misprinted on arrival? Free reprint or full refund within 30 days.
Gifting without overthinking
The correct gift for the person who has everything except a plan, students in exam season (ironic protection), and anyone whose mug cupboard is a museum of past phases.
Coffee goes in, thoughts stay out. That is the whole product.
