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A very small knight with a very large sense of duty, riding a deeply unbothered goose — now on your coffee. Printed on demand, shipped worldwide. Ceramic 11 oz, dishwasher and microwave safe.
EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.
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11 oz white ceramic, glossy finish
Print fired on demand — dishwasher and microwave safe
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The Frog Knight rides again — this time across a mug of coffee, sword raised, cape catching an imaginary wind, while the goose underneath is clearly thinking about bread.
It is the correct energy for a Monday: small, overcommitted, and moving anyway.

White ceramic, 11 oz (about 350 ml). The print is fired on at high temperature — the knight survives dishwashers, microwaves, and being left half-full on the desk until 5 p.m.
The wrap places the knight where your hand lands and the goose where your colleagues can see it. Morale matters.

Printed and pressed within 48 hours at our EU production partner, packed in a form-fitted box that survives couriers with a grudge. Tracked shipping: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10).
Casualty on arrival — chip, crack, smudged quest? Free reprint or full refund within 30 days.

For D&D players who named their character, coffee people who name their mug, and anyone who needs a reminder that being small and serious is a valid lifestyle.
Completes the Frog Knight tee like armor completes a knight. The goose remains optional. The goose is always optional.
