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The Vitruvian Guitarist: a fan of arms, one guitar, zero doubts, now in sticker form. Kiss-cut vinyl sticker sheet. Perfect for laptops, water bottles and practice amps.
EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.
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Kiss-cut waterproof vinyl on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ sheet
Matte finish, peels clean — laptop, bottle, helmet of a goose
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Leonardo’s lost study of the perfect guitarist, standing in the circle-and-square like it holds a doctorate in both, cut into kiss-cut vinyl you can deploy anywhere science needs to look cooler.
He keeps a perfectly straight face. So will you, which is the point: deadpan on the outside, full-band solo on the inside.
Waterproof vinyl, kiss-cut: the blade follows the drawing, peels clean, sticks without bubbles. Rain, dishwashers, bike frames, the inside of a guitar case: it holds.
Matte finish, no glare, the diagram stays readable under stage lights and office fluorescence alike.
Each sheet is printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10). Flat packaging, no rolled corners.
Sticker arrived scratched or half-peeled? Free reprint or refund within 30 days.
Laptop lids, amp cabinets, water bottles, the music theory textbook that never explained the extra arms. Perfect on the guitar case, the one you carry to lessons more often than to stages.
Matches the Vitruvian Guitarist tee and mug for the complete Renaissance kit.