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The Deadpan Mosaic as a kiss-cut vinyl sticker sheet: one landscape block of solid unit tiles. Waterproof vinyl for laptops, bottles and damp courses.
EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.
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Kiss-cut waterproof vinyl on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ sheet
Matte finish, peels clean — laptop, bottle, helmet of a goose
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The full mosaic block as a kiss-cut sheet: seven flat colors on graph paper, played with the seriousness of a train timetable. It decodes nothing, explains nothing, and goes with everything.
Pixel-culture adjacent, Bauhaus adjacent, meaning adjacent — the pattern stays politely on the surface.
Waterproof vinyl, kiss-cut: peels clean, sticks without bubbles, die-cut border follows the mosaic block. Rain, laptops, tile bathrooms, fridges of organized people: it holds.
Matte finish, no glare — the chart stays readable under stage lights, street lamps and office fluorescence alike.
Each sheet is printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10). Flat packaging, no rolled corners.
Sticker arrived scratched or half-peeled? Free reprint or refund within 30 days.
Laptop lids, tile bathrooms, planners with too many color categories, and any wall that could use structure without commitment.
Pairs with the Deadpan Mosaic tee and mug for the full graph-paper set.
