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€9.99
The Unbothered Pigeon wanted poster as a kiss-cut vinyl sticker sheet. Bounty: $0.00, indifference: priceless. Perfect for laptops, water bottles and evidence boards.
EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.
30 days from delivery. Reply to your order email and we'll sort it out — no forms, no questions beyond "did the meme age badly?".
Kiss-cut waterproof vinyl on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ sheet
Matte finish, peels clean — laptop, bottle, helmet of a goose
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The pigeon’s wanted poster, shrunk to sticker scale: WANTED, framed portrait, reward $ 0.00. Stick him somewhere visible and let the document do the talking, because he certainly will not.
The grain, the rough frame, the typo-free bureaucracy — everything a serious warrant needs to announce that nothing serious is happening.
Waterproof vinyl, kiss-cut: the blade follows the poster, peels clean, sticks without bubbles. Rain, dishwashers, bike frames, the inside of a notebook that will never be read: it holds.
Matte finish, no glare — the warrant stays readable under stage lights, street lamps and office fluorescence alike.
Each sheet is printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10). Flat packaging, no rolled corners.
Sticker arrived scratched or half-peeled? Free reprint or refund within 30 days.
Laptop lids, water bottles, evidence boards, the fridge of a flatshare that communicates exclusively through passive-aggressive notes. Perfect next to a doorbell that nobody answers.
Matches the Unbothered Pigeon wanted tee and mug for the complete case file.
