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This pigeon has seen your search history and reacted with absolutely nothing — now in kiss-cut vinyl. Printed on demand.
EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.
30 days from delivery. Reply to your order email and we'll sort it out — no forms, no questions beyond "did the meme age badly?".
Kiss-cut waterproof vinyl on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ sheet
Matte finish, peels clean — laptop, bottle, helmet of a goose
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The pigeon that has seen your search history and reacted with nothing — finally in a format you can deploy anywhere judgment is needed: laptop lids, water bottles, notebooks, the shared fridge.
The sheet keeps the whole scene in one die-cut silhouette. One cut, one bird, zero effort — the sticker version of the pigeon’s entire personality.
Printed on waterproof vinyl and kiss-cut: the die follows the outline of the drawing, so it peels clean and sticks without bubbles. Rain, dishwashers, bike frames — it holds.
The matte finish kills glare, so the stare reads as unimpressed, not reflective.
Each sheet is printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking — €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10). Flat packaging, no rolled corners.
Sticker arrived scratched or half-peeled? Free reprint or refund within 30 days.
On the laptop you open in cafés, on the bottle that goes to the gym twice a year, on the helmet of — appropriately — a goose. Matches the Unbothered Pigeon tee and mug if you want the whole flock.
Application is idiot-proof: clean surface, peel, press, done. The pigeon does the rest.
