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A very small knight with a very large sense of duty, riding a deeply unbothered goose — now in sticker form. Kiss-cut vinyl sheet, printed on demand.
EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.
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Kiss-cut waterproof vinyl on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ sheet
Matte finish, peels clean — laptop, bottle, helmet of a goose
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A knight the size of a thumb, fully armored, riding a goose that would rather not — the whole legend in one kiss-cut sheet that peels and sticks wherever a quest is needed.
Water bottles, laptop lids, toolboxes, the fridge of someone who is trying their best. The knight does not choose the battlefield.
Waterproof vinyl, die-cut along the outline: the knight, the sword, the goose — one clean silhouette, no white box around the courage. Peels without bubbles, holds through rain, bags and bike rides.
Matte finish, so it reads as art, not as a shipment label.
Printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner, shipped flat with tracking — €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10).
Battle damage in transit? Free reprint or refund within 30 days.
One sheet recruits the knight; the Frog Knight tee and mug enlist the whole cavalry. Strong starter gift for RPG groups, garden gnomes enthusiasts, and ambitious ferret owners.
Clean surface, peel, press. The goose supplies the attitude.
