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The celebration-cancelled pigeon as a kiss-cut vinyl sticker sheet: one lazy slap, one flying cork, one small star. Waterproof vinyl for laptops, bottles and party invites that will not be honoured.
EU €5.90 (2–5 business days), worldwide €12.90 (5–10). Orders are printed and dispatched within 48 hours; tracking lands in your inbox the moment it ships.
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Kiss-cut waterproof vinyl on a 5.83″ × 8.27″ sheet
Matte finish, peels clean — laptop, bottle, helmet of a goose
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One lazy wing, one flying cork, one small official star. This sticker is a formal response to every plan you have ever quietly not attended, now with visual documentation.
The green bottle and champagne-gold cork are the only color on an otherwise strictly deadpan line-art sticker.
Waterproof vinyl, kiss-cut: peels clean, sticks without bubbles, die-cut border follows pigeon, bottle, cork and caption separately. Rain, bottles, laptops, sealed invitation envelopes: it holds.
Matte finish, no glare — the verdict stays readable under stage lights, street lamps and office fluorescence alike.
Each sheet is printed within 48 hours of your order at our EU production partner and shipped worldwide with tracking: €5.90 in the EU (2–5 business days), €12.90 worldwide (5–10). Flat packaging, no rolled corners.
Sticker arrived scratched or half-peeled? Free reprint or refund within 30 days.
Laptop lids, water bottles, shared calendars, the office party sign-up sheet that needs a formal answer. Perfect on a flask for events you will be leaving early.
Matches the Celebration Cancelled pigeon tee and mug for the full no-rsvp crew.
