Coffee Before Curses
The original Medusa needed eye contact to ruin your morning. This one needs you to finish your coffee first. Two swans curve through her hair while the MEGOOSA lettering holds the whole joke together, beaks and all.
The Mug Itself
11oz ceramic, dye-sublimation print, dishwasher-proof mood. The swans survive the rinse cycle with more dignity than most myths do.
For Whom
For mythology teachers with a favorite period, swan feeders who deserve a warning label, and anyone whose hair has ever started an argument before 9 am.
Why It Fits the Shop
A gorgon on a mug is the shop thesis in one object: take something ancient, drain the drama, keep the drawing. Coffee gets consumed, stone gets worn lightly.
