Balloon Dog Tee

Bold red on a clean field, thick outlines, no shading to muddy the print. The design reads from across the street and still works from half a meter. Cotton soft, print durable, joke inflation-proof.

For contemporary art fans who cannot afford the sculpture, dog walkers with no illusions, and people whose sense of humor peaked at a childrens party and never looked back.

nobrain.shop takes recognizable icons and lets them misbehave. A balloon dog that poops is exactly the right amount of wrong: instantly readable, slightly rude, impossible to explain to your grandmother.